Megan:

Here’s a comment from a stranger not to read.

I felt badly that you didn’t have at least one comment for your readers to ignore. I mean it doesn’t count if you make your own comment to something you wrote, right?

So now you have a comment. The beginning of a thread.

Is counting comments like counting likes and followers?

Anyway, please ignore this comment.

And if you are reading this . . . you just wasted 30 seconds.